Every once in a while The Man tries to top me when it comes to “Who Loves The Brat More”
Him: I love the baby so much that I watched the Cheetah Girls with her. ALL OF THEM.
Me: I love her so much that I spent 7 months vomiting, and 13 hours of labor pushing a baby out of my cooch. I also got these really awesome stretch marks for carrying a baby around for 9 months.
Me: I win.