Valet guy: Necesita cambio?
Valet guy: Cuanto?
Me: 14 bucks.
Valet guy: En espanol, por favor.
Valet guy: you’re answering me. So say it in Spanish.
(I would like y’all to know that I didn’t realize he was speaking in Spanish)
Me: huh. Catorce.
And that’s how I got busted by the Valet guy.
(The only bonus is that I don’t have to listen to them talk about my ass like they were doing yesterday)
(FYI: apparently, it’s spectacular)