So I was pretty much getting my ass handed to me in fantasy football. Last week, I lost 101 to 158. Yeah, you know how every week SOMEBODY gets blown the hell out? Last week was my week.

BUT. Let’s talk about this week, shall we:

I thank God for every single one of my points..

THIS WEEK…

Although is SAID Q(uestionable), Beanie Wells was OUT. As you can see by the fact that I got NO POINTS AT ALL for this guy. And Brandon Lloyd, who was P(robable) didn’t play much, but DID IN FACT PLAY.

Questionable/Probable…WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL ME WHEN PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO PLAY?? WHY DO I HAVE TO GUESS?!

Also, I would like to point out that BenJarvus Green-Ellis got 1.6 points. WTF does that?! I had such high hopes for him. Since, yannow, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ME AT LEAST 1o points. These things would have been a serious problem if I had been playing someone else, but luckily for me, one of  team Prada’s players (::sigh:: I have plenty to say about naming your FOOTBALL TEAM PRADA, but I just…can’t. And I just named my team Mine, so maybe I’m not one to talk?) got negative points  ON TOP OF both her Defense AND her Kicker being shit this week.

So. All of those things happened, AND I’m still up 87 to 69 AND we both have player playing  tonight. Unless, of course Tim Hightower has an UNBELIEVABLE game tonight,  I can claim my first victory.

YAY!